Thursday, January 31, 2013

Wisdom Wednesday (a day late)

Sorry for the delay, friends.  I know you have all been eagerly awaiting Wisdom Wednesday #2!  The wisdom I have to impart today is absolutely priceless, of course.

1.  In this day and age, if you're famous and well-known for anything whatsoever, it somehow qualifies you to be a professional at everything..  i.e. Chris Harrison (host of the Bachelor) now has a clothing line.  Paula Deen now has an eye wear line.  She is an expert cook, so she now has magically become an expert on bifocals?  What about the Karsashians...they have everything.  Just because they have a crazy reality show.  One that I never miss, but don't tell anyone.    Give me a break.  I'm a professional teacher so maybe I will just create my own line of toilet seats or water hoses.  It's just nuts. 

2.  Don't ever return a chicken.  You read that right.  My sweet and sometimes crazy grandmother bought a chicken at the grocery store the other day.  She got it home, cooked it, and realized it just wasn't worth what she payed for it.  It was too small, people!  She took that joker right back to the store..IN THE PAN IN WHICH SHE COOKED IT, and asked for a refund.  Oh yes, she did.  She got it too.  Don't mess with grandmother.

3.  Up until last week, I always splurged and paid extra money for Tide laundry detergent.  I LOVE the smell of clean laundry and well, I just thought Tide was the one that smelled the best.  Wrong.  It's Gain powder detergent.  Way better.

4.  The diet is working.  I'm down 8.2 pounds in three weeks.  Pumped.

Until next time....

4 comments:

emann said...

My grandmother and yours sound like sisters. That cracked me up!She sounds like someone I need to meet!
Love your blog--it's the first one I go to when my kids are napping. great job on the diet! Your hard work is paying off! :) emily

Meredith said...

That might be the funniest Hellon story EVER. And, I coulda told u abt Gain....been using it for 100 years :eep up the good work on the weightloss.

Meredith said...

*keep

Kimberly said...

I love your Grandmother!! That is hilarious!! And 8 lbs in 3 weeks is amazing! I am loving My Fitness Pal. It really does hold me accountable. Thanks for reminding me about it and letting me know about the "friends" part of it.