Another Edition of "Around Town"

It's been a while, but it's now time for another edition of what's going on "Around Town." In case this is your first time reading, these are ACTUAL newspaper clips from a super small town in Alabama. Their paper is published once a week and by reading the following, it's obvious there's not quite enough news to fill it. ***Note: This is NO joke. I couldn't make this up if I wanted to.

*Last Thursday, Shirley and Mary shopped and ate at Arby's.

*Violot enjoyed a visit recently from her daughter and her husband, Betty and Jimmy. While they were visiting, they and M.L. and Fay put up lots of kraut.

*Adean accompanied Dean to her eye doctor's appointment last Wednesday.

*Edree was amused to hear of the bird adventures her daughter, Billie, is having. Edree said when Billie went to pick figs for her preserve-making, the blue jays had a hissy fit and objected strenuously. They darted around squawking like they were mad as hornets.

*Elsie talked with her daughter-in-law, Benitta, last Wednesday. She said Charles Hall, who had fallen off a ladder, was doing some better.

*Jim and Pattie carried Mrs. Jimmie Nell to Bodacious Steakhouse on Thursday night for supper.

*Patsy and Dale ate lunch at Captain D's.

*Marjorie and Elwanda attended choir practice for the **** County Gospel Hall of Fame.

*Carolyn was sorry to hear her brother Ray was in the hospital on Friday.

There you have it friends. If you think you are bored...... think again.