Oh, the joy of living in a small town! We had our family Christmas at my Grandmother's house this past weekend. She lives a couple hours away, in a VERY, VERY small town. I happened upon the town newspaper, published weekly and only about four pages in length. When you live in such a small town, not much is newsworthy. Hence, the need for something to take up space. The back page of their paper is a section entitled "Around Town." Citizens call or write in and tell what they did the week the paper is published. These are actual entries in the newspaper. Yes, actual entries, no lie.... Only first names will be used to protect the identity of the victims' families.
"Audie gave Carolyn some really nice pecans. It was a nice surprise. Thanks, Audie!"
"Mary, STACY, and Russell carried Ora Mae out to eat at Ryan's on Thanksgiving Day."
"Howard talked with Ora Mae on the phone Sunday afternoon."
"Lessie, Viola, and Nomie shopped Friday."
"Shirley made a trip to see her doctor last Tuesday."
"Braxine enjoyed a telephone conversation with her brother."
"Margie's son carried her out riding on Thanksgiving Day to several places. She really enjoyed the outing."
"Violet visited her brother Bug in the hospital several days last week."
If you've blown your nose in the past week, or maybe taken a shower or eaten a meal or two, call 555-867-5309 and have it published.